100% FRYER FRESH
No presale, no team bucket, no burnt batter. The fryer was on from block one.
Tokenized chicken tenders
FREE TENDIES FOR EVERYONE
One coin. One mission. Deep fry the chart until every fren has a bucket. $TENDIES lives on Robinhood Chain and runs entirely on hunger.
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WHERE ARE THE TENDIES?
Mom said the tendies are in the microwave. The chart says they are on the way. We are not a utility, a roadmap, or a whitepaper — we are a bucket of extra crispy hopium shared between frens who never sold.
Chain
Robinhood
Ticker
$TENDIES
Sauce
Unlimited
TENDIENOMICS
TENDIE GAINS
Every dip is a dipping sauce. Lift the bucket, hodl the strip, get swole.
TENDIE MAN IS KING
In the land of the wise, the fren with the most tendies rules the pond.
TENDIE TAPES
HOW TO GET TENDIES
- 1
Get a wallet on Robinhood Chain and fund it.
- 2
Copy the $TENDIES contract from the top of this page.
- 3
Swap for tendies on Dexscreener and confirm.
- 4
Post a Pepe meme. Tell mom you are a chef now.
THE MEME VAULT
Community art. Right click, save, spread the batter.
